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No need to think, no need to feelWhen only cyberspace is realIt makes us laugh It makes us cryIt makes us feel like we can fly(Globalsoft) We sit alone and watch your lightOur only friend, through teenage nightsAnd everything we want to getWe download from the internet Standing on the steps are three TEACHERS and the GAGA KIDS) KHASHOGGI waits to one side for a moment to watch the school steps slide on stage, then leaves. (POP and the MINIONS descend into the stage. (the MINIONS put an orange helmet on POP's head) Khashoggi:Oh, god, I hate hippies! Consign this miserable creature to the Seven Seas of Rhye. That salvation is to be found there, at the place of the champions, and that a bright, bright star will show the way! Pop: No more than that which the legend promises. Khashoggi: What do you know of the term 'living rock'? Khashoggi: Then where is it? Where is this 'hope'? (He waves his arm and burns it in the green laser) Surely you've learnt that there is no hope. Khashoggi: But you've read the secret histories. Pop: Because it is only the past which gives us hope. Why do you concern yourself so much with what is past? Oh my, oh my, what's this? Do I see a little silhouetto of a spy? KHASHOGGI and two MINIONS appear behind him) (A green cage of laser light appears around POP. Democratic government collapsed - and the age of GaGa had dawned. With no cultural stimulation, the kids stopped caring. It seems that the Globalsoft Corporation acquired the franchise and replaced the human contestants with computer generated cyber celebrities. Although I never discovered the exact day on which the music died, it is clear to me that an ancient entertainment phenomenon known as Pop Idol played a central role. I must make haste, for I fear my arrest is imminent. Pop: Central state library, stardate (whatever the date is plus 300 years). POP is sitting alone on a dark stage, reading a magazine. Hey!While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sandWhile the waves crash in the sea and meet the landWhile there's a wind and the stars and the rainbowTill the mountains crumble into the plainOh yes, we'll keep on tryingTread that fine lineOh, we'll keep on tryingTill the end of timeTill the end of timeTill the end of time The timeline continues:)Ģ002 - Hearsay disintegrate2007 - First digitally created cyberstar tops the chart2009 - Ugly people banned from the charts2021 - Radio 1 plays the last non-computer-created tune2030 - Kids require a licence to own electric guitars2046 - ALL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS BANNED (The bass becomes recognisably the introduction to 'Innuendo'. A bass note is played as the Queen image on the curtain is replaced by a series of dates, one after the other)ġ956 - Elvis releases Heartbreak Hotel1964 - The Beatles conquer America1969 - Woodstock1975 - Queen release Bohemian Rhapsody1977 - Sex Pistols banned from the BBC1981 - Bucks Fizz win the Eurovision Song Contest1990 - Jive Bunny ruin 12 songs on one record1993 - Mr Blobby goes in at number 12001 - Hearsay manufactured (The front curtain is down, showing an image of a waterstained curtain. Stage directions and descriptions are in italics, spoken words are in normal text and sung words are in bold. The timeline continues:) 2002 - Hearsay disintegrate 2007 - First digitally created cyberstar tops the chart 2009 - Ugly people banned from the charts 2021 - Radio 1 plays the last non-computer-created tune 2030 - Kids require a licence to own electric guitars 2046 - ALL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS BANNED Hey! While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sand While the waves crash in the sea and meet the land While there's a wind and the stars and the rainbow Till the mountains crumble into the plain Oh yes, we'll keep on trying Tread that fine line Oh, we'll keep on trying Till the end of time Till the end of time A bass note is played as the Queen image on the curtain is replaced by a series of dates, one after the other) 1956 - Elvis releases Heartbreak Hotel 1964 - The Beatles conquer America 1969 - Woodstock 1975 - Queen release Bohemian Rhapsody 1977 - Sex Pistols banned from the BBC 1981 - Bucks Fizz win the Eurovision Song Contest 1990 - Jive Bunny ruin 12 songs on one record 1993 - Mr Blobby goes in at numHearsay manufactured (The bass becomes recognisably the introduction to 'Innuendo'. Act 1 (The front curtain is down, showing an image of a waterstained curtain.